Disecting Shit For Science!

This goes without saying,

But shit is really gross. I mean, yeah, there is a general disgustingness about shit that I think we all enjoy on some level or another. But when you have to shit on a piece of paper and then disect it in order to place it on slides and into various plastic containers like I just did, shit suddenly enters a whole new realm of vile unpleasantness that is difficult to reproduce.

So why am I sharing this embarrasing and disgusting experience here with you, my devoted readers? Well, for one, I know many of you who read this enjoy hearing about shit in all its disgusting glory. And for two, I can’t believe that I just had to shit on a piece of paper and then, for all intents and purposes, play with it.